Kantmiss Evershot   Maiara Walsh
Dale   Brant Daugherty
Peter Malarkey   Cody Christian
Effoff   Lauren Bowles
President Snowballs   Diedrich Bader
Avatar   Nick Gomez
Arnold Schwarzenegger   Joseph Aviel
Cleaver Williams   Theodus Crane
Sylvester Stallone   Jade Roberts
Zitty Girl   Alice Ford
Dos Equis Girl   Ashton Leigh
Glammer   Taylor Ashley Murphy
Seleca   Dean J. West
Chokehold Guy   Beau Brasseaux
Bruce Willis   Eric Buarque
Guard   Christopher Matthew Cook
Contestant / Chokehold Victim   Jerrad Vunovich
Petunia   Kennedy Hermansen
Marco   Ross Wyngaarden
Jason Statham   Jason Stanly
Thor   Trenton Rostedt
Skyblue   Ian Casselberry
The Annoying Orange   Bryan McClure
RedFoo   Shawn Carter Peterson
Oz   Aaron Jay Rome
Chuck Norris   Gene Williams
Camera Man   Danny Cosmo
Rudy   Eryn L. Davis
Hawkeye   Jordan Salloum
Capital Lady   Donna Hubbs
Bob Hylox   Michael Hartson
Capitol Citizen   Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Stanley Caeserman   Chris Marroy
Cinnamon   Juhahn Jones
Capitol Citizen   Jesse Yarborough
Ron Weasley   Kyle deKay
Equipment teen   Josh Mueller
Hermione   Sarah Reid Vinyard
Streaker   Andy Bowles
Hacksaw   Daylon Micah Othello
Young President Snowballs   Walker Anderson

Regie    Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Buch    Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Kamera    Shawn Maurer
Schnitt    Peck Prior
Musik    Tim Wynn