J.J. McClure   Burt Reynolds
Victor Prinzim / Captain Chaos / Don Canneloni   Dom DeLuise
Jamie Blake   Dean Martin
Morris Fenderbaum   Sammy Davis Jr.
The Sheik   Jamie Farr
Betty   Marilu Henner
Hymie Kaplan   Telly Savalas
Veronica   Shirley MacLaine
Jill, Lamborghini Babe   Susan Anton
Marcie, Lamborghini Babe   Catherine Bach
Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi Engineer   Jackie Chan
Arnold, Mitsubishi Driver   Richard Kiel
Frank   Frank Sinatra
Fisherman   Foster Brooks
Fisherman   Sid Caesar
CHP Officer   Tim Conway
Terry   Tony Danza
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing   Jack Elam
Sonny   Michael V. Gazzo
CHP Officer   Don Knotts
King   Ricardo Montalban
Pvt. Homer Lyle   Jim Nabors
Fisherman   Louis Nye
Mrs. Goldfarb   Molly Picon
Don Don Canneloni   Charles Nelson Reilly
Tony   Alex Rocco
Slim   Henry Silva
Mack   Joe Theismann
Mel   Mel Tillis
Caesar   Abe Vigoda
Tire Store Employee   Cheech Marin

Regie    Hal Needham
Buch    Hal Needham
Albert S. Ruddy
Harvey Miller
Kamera    Nick McLean
Schnitt    William D. Gordean
Carl Kress
Musik    Al Capps