Fin   Ian Ziering
April   Tara Reid
Nova   Cassandra Scerbo
Bryan   Judah Friedlander
Skye   Vivica A. Fox
Hologram Gil   Brendan Petrizzo
Voice of Hologram Gil (Stimme)   M. Steven Felty
Gil on Dinosaur   Matie Moncea
T. Rex Operator   Todd Rex
New Bryan   Debra Wilson
Morgana   Alaska Thunderfuck
Merlin   Neil deGrasse Tyson
Winter   Marina Sirtis
Maiden   Audrey Latt
Maiden   Ana Maria Varty Mihail
Medieval Gil   Tiberiu Harsan
Frodo   Andrei Olteanu
Benjamin Franklin   Leslie Jordan
George Washington   Darrell Hammond
Alexander Hamilton   Ben Stein
Jebediah Clarke   Roy Taylor
Paul Revere   Constantin Viscreanu
British Captain   Dexter Holland
British First Mate   Noodles
Townsperson   Ian Ridenhour
Townsperson   Kathrine Ridenhour
Townsperson / Background   Chris Ridenhour
Sheriff   Dee Snider
Billy the Kid   Jonathan Bennett
30 Year Old Girl   Chris Owen
Eastwood   James Murray
Cowgirl   Kim Little
Cowboy   Brady Latt
Cowboy   Moise Latt
Cowboy / Background   Aiden Cano
Cowboy   Zachary Cano
Rand McDonald   Gilbert Gottfried
Raye   Tori Spelling
Gilly   Dean McDermott
Connor Beale   Benjy Bronk
Quint Guitarist   Robbie Rist
Quint Singer   Anthony C. Ferrante
Quint Drummer   Joel Valder
Quint Bassist   Thom Bowers
Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Girl   Raine Michaels
Surfer Girl   Bob Ellis
May   Bo Derek
Wilford Wexler   Gary Busey
Martin   Mark McGrath
Gemini   Masiela Lusha
Young Nova   Catarina Scerbo
Charter Boat Captain   Bernie Kopell
Juliana   Juliana Ferrante
Emma   Emma Neal
Matt Shepard   Charles Hittinger
Claudia   Ryan Newman
Captian Santiago   Israel Sáez de Miguel
Palmer   Marcus Choi
Azzinaro   Alexandre Ottoni
Cleopatra   La Toya Jackson
Confucius   James Hong
Marie Antoinette   Eileen Davidson
Muhammad Ali   Shad Gaspard
Joe Lewis   Jayson Paul
Viking King   Kato Kaelin
Caesar   Patrick Labyorteaux

Regie    Anthony C. Ferrante
Buch    Scotty Mullen
Kamera    Pãtru Pãunescu
Schnitt    Ryan Mitchelle
Musik    Christopher Cano
Chris Ridenhour